There's a reason that will get to all the boys: we must continue to live because, before we cash in all our chips and get that dead combo deluxe we gotta do our darndest best Clint Eastwood impersonation! And he's surely taking his time to ride off into the sunset! ;-)
We have not enough time and days to our lives to find out how many things are written about us or named after us! Ah - the wonders that await us! It's true! ;)
Stick Around - If Only To Keep On Partying Like It's 1999! Or 1899, if you're a Republican... Or 1799, if you're a Democrat! Or 1699, if you're Amish... Or 1599, if you're an aristocrat... Or 1499, if you're a Roman Catholic... Or 1399, if you're a pestiferous liberal... Or 1299, if you're an archaic conservative! Or 1199, if you're an old school traditionalist Or 1099, if you're a new recruit to Islam! Or 999 - if you're a true-blue Millennialist of the first crop! ;)
You have to hang around long enough And have as many hospital stays/close calls as necessary In order to ascertain once and for all one way or the other if that 1966 publicity campaign made it all up Or if there really are either doctors like that or angels like that...!
(Not necessarily angels of death at all - preferably, angels as they should all be; that bring life and work miracles!)
I trust that you DO wanna know the answer to this one - at least as much as you want to know if there is, say, a Nessie at the bottom of the Loch Ness! And this whether you are hetero or not, male or female just out of curiosity's sake - you want to know if there really are docs like that! You know you do!
(Or... Maidenform Angels?!?) (Never to be confused with Victoria's Angels!)
Mother's Day You were there for the first day - you want to be there every year! No kid should defy the natural order of things - and make his or her exit first... Mothers always understand - they will look over you as before, from the other side...
You only have one mother When you lose her - you gain a guardian angel Just like Dad's protectorate - same rules apply! Kids have only to know their roles! We don't leave the table too fast Hence, we don't make our folks miss us either!
BECAUSE... If there are, allegedly, as many as 237 reasons to have SEX... There certainly must be 365 reasons to just LIVE...!!! All the more reason indeed to stick around to count and enumerate them all! Sure beats counting sheep...! ;)