You want to live a long, looooong life Yes, you sure do! Just to see what the next disaster coming your way will be! (Aye - that is how curiosity killed the cat and all) (But getting to that point is so much fun!) ;)
Let's face it: We all need a hell (no pun intended) of a lot more time on Earth just to learn to be more tolerant! Just to learn that we're really all the same!!! (Deep down, we are...!) Think about it: we go to Heaven, we'll see a lot of the peeps we didn't care about here, there! A lot of the peeps we maybe even thought would never make it there (!) - a lot of people we can't stand, quite possibly...! A whole lot of people we will have to share ETERNITY with...!!! We need to learn tolerance - and we need to learn it NOW! Case closed!
Ah - yessssss! I know many such idiots and nincompoops - and so do you! I shall not burden thee with their names (Kevin, Gourgen, Pierre, Marc - but not Luc et Jean, non!) (Oh - did I forget somebody?) (Surely - they are just too damn many!!!) You choke yours - and I'll choke mine And then we'll both be stress-free! Rrrrrrrright...
Many more days ahead to be cranky, grouchy, irksome, irritable, testy, deranged, unreasonable, demented, completely and irrevocably out of your mind...!!! If you want to - the world awaits your attitude, yes! ;)
Nota Bene: expect to spend some time in a padded environment though
Gotta give it a GOOD shot now - and that does take TIME... And patience, yes... And, besides, patience is a virtue - one of seven according both to me as to others who came way before I did (but my seven include tolerance, goodness, benevolence, faithfulness, honesty, saintliness - as well as patience! They are just my "Luminous Virtues" - that's all. I author 'em - don't preach 'em... yet!) Just don't use the fact that there are seven virtues or seven capital and/or deadly sins for that matter to go out of your way to get seven brides as well! Don't be a Larry King! *lol*