Any bets on WHO could have been Jason's "hot date"...?
1) THE BELL WITCH (she's got a movie coming out - soon!)
2) ELVIRA (she'd stoop this low to make a comeback - we all know it!)
3) VAMPIRA (ditto)
4) Whatshername... She who played Vampira's part in Turd Tim Burton's ED WOOD film... And then was seen in MARS ATTACKS... in a silent role! For the same reasons as the previous two...
5) THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN just to get Big Frank to stop taking her for granted nowadays (for she sure was "hard to get", at first! Going back to the earliest days of a couple is what makes them "stick together" - you know?)
6) CAROLINE NÉRON aka ETERNAL aka Countess Bathory aka... the cheapest, most classless "Countess Dracula" ever!
7) INGRID PITT (for the same reasons as numbers 2, 3 and 4 - alas.)
8) ANY SCREAM QUEEN YOU CAN THINK OF... (there are more to choose from than just Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer and Brinke Stevens - y'know!)
9) THE BLAIR WITCH (same reasons as numbers 2,3,4 and 7 - yup!)
2 comments:
Aw - darn...
That's another one of those "joys of life" right there...!!!
"BANDWIDTH EXCEEDED"
Phah!
The pic was - is - and will be
one of JASON VOORHEES carrying a bouquet and a bottle of champagne...
Seems like good ol' LUCKY 13 there had a hot date that night...
So promiscuous teenagers in nearby camping sites would live another day...
or night...
Hey - exactly what this site is all about: LIVING ANOTHER DAY...!
*lol*
Any bets on WHO could have been Jason's "hot date"...?
1) THE BELL WITCH
(she's got a movie coming out - soon!)
2) ELVIRA
(she'd stoop this low to make a comeback - we all know it!)
3) VAMPIRA
(ditto)
4) Whatshername...
She who played Vampira's part in Turd Tim Burton's ED WOOD film...
And then was seen in MARS ATTACKS... in a silent role!
For the same reasons as the previous two...
5) THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
just to get Big Frank to stop taking her for granted nowadays
(for she sure was "hard to get", at first! Going back to the earliest days of a couple is what makes them "stick together" - you know?)
6) CAROLINE NÉRON
aka ETERNAL aka Countess Bathory aka... the cheapest, most classless "Countess Dracula" ever!
7) INGRID PITT
(for the same reasons as numbers 2, 3 and 4 - alas.)
8) ANY SCREAM QUEEN YOU CAN THINK OF... (there are more to choose from than just Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer and Brinke Stevens - y'know!)
9) THE BLAIR WITCH
(same reasons as numbers 2,3,4 and 7 - yup!)
10) YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW!
*LOL*
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